I don't get this.

Um my name is Garrett I'm 19 and I guess that's it. What more do you want from me?

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

(Source: heycinco, via cigartte)

Mr. Bungle

—Ars Moriendi

notalkingplz:

Ars Moriendi — Mr. Bungle

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

leave

You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…
GAME OVER

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

leave

You turn and walk away from the LOCAL LIBRARY, abandoning your mission to rent a moving van from the U-HAUL rental center. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT does not pursue you; as you make some distance from him, you can hear him sheathing his BROADSWORD back into its scabbard. You get home, but you never do rent a U-Haul van and have to give away all of your belongings in your old apartment before you move into your new apartment, leaving you eternally bitter and unhappy…

GAME OVER

(Source: staydepressed, via besturlonhere)

railroadsoftware:

dicklessturdpusher:

railroadsoftware:

a relic from the past

alright so it’s funny that this is a star wars ep 1 vending machine but even funnier to me is that like…they couldnt think of somewehre else to put this damn thing like “yeah it’s on an incline just put some wood under that shit it’ll be fine” like you had no oher flat surface anywhere nearby you coulda put this vending machine wtf y’all

this was in Pittsburgh, so no. unfortunately that whole city is on a slant

railroadsoftware:

dicklessturdpusher:

railroadsoftware:

a relic from the past

alright so it’s funny that this is a star wars ep 1 vending machine but even funnier to me is that like…they couldnt think of somewehre else to put this damn thing like “yeah it’s on an incline just put some wood under that shit it’ll be fine” like you had no oher flat surface anywhere nearby you coulda put this vending machine wtf y’all

this was in Pittsburgh, so no. unfortunately that whole city is on a slant